The Christmas Story Explained

Mama:  "And when John saw Jesus in the crowd, he said, 'This is the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!' Now, can any of you tell me why Jesus might be called the Lamb of God?"

Reuben: "Ooh ooh! Because he was BORN IN A PASTURE!"

Reese: "Jesus was NOT born in a pasture."

Reuben: "Oh yeah...I mean, because he was BORN IN A FEEDBOX!"