Mama and Reuben are sitting on the couch. Enter loud, scary tooty sound.
Mama: "Reuben, what was THAT?!"
Reuben: "I do it BIG ONE POOPIES!"
Mama (laughing): "No, you didn't do 'big one poopies'. What was that noise?"
Reuben (deadpan): "Reese."
Mama: "No! It wasn't Reese. What was that noise, Reubsy?"
Reuben (rolling his eyes, pointing to the sky): "Umm......rocket ship?"
Have I mentioned yet how much I L*O*V*E two-year-olds?