Heard Around The House

Reese: "Cole! Do you know what an international wedgie is?!"

Cole: "No, what?"

Reese: "A space wedgie."

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Cole (to our boy Ari, who says Mama and Dada and little else): "Can you say 'doctor'?

Ari: "Doc-tor."

Cole: "Good! Can you say 'uh-oh'?"

Ari: "Uh-uh."

Cole: "Good job! There are so many other words that you will learn someday. Like 'the'. And 'complicated.' And a bunch of other ones, too..."

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Daddy: "Pregnancy is terminal, you know."

Mama: "What?!"

Daddy: "I mean....I mean, it will end. It will be terminated. No wait, that's not right either..."